Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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