Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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