Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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