STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
When did angry sex become our thing?
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.