I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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