they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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