his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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