I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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