Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
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She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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