what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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