Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Randomize
