Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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