he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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