wanna go halves on a baby?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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