I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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