They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
