I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
