he shaved USA in his pubs
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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