im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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