If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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