The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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