In the future we'll all be gay
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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