You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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