Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
