Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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