This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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