Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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