no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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