He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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