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garbage dick
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you win
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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