I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
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It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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