i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
i think im in europe. pls send help
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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