So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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