If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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