I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
