i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Randomize
