That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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