I got chris browned last night
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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