Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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