Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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