Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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