wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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