My hand turned me down
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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