sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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