i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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