hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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