its not stalking. its research.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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