I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
The beer is more important than you right now.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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