Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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