Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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