it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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