Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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