quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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