He is an equal opportunity slut.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
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I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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