I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
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I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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